‘When you’re old and grey…you’ll find this scent okay’ ..When you’re young and flirty,…you’ll find it quirkey.
“Midnight at the Midden”
“Eau de Phew”!
A scent to make other scents smell better?
I can see how it would be difficult to market a product you do not like.
Perfect for the bathroom with a crescent moon cut out of the door.
When you have the midnight runs don’t forget “Fresh Moonlight”
Sounds like there’s nothing fresh about “fresh moonlight”.
A crone and a honeydew layIn various states of decayThe garden defiled,they brought forth a childAndThat’s what you smell when you spray
If the air you leave makes you lightheaded, use Fresh Moonlight to bring you back to the heat of the night
Taking a poo in the middle of the night?
Mask the smell with Fresh Moonlight.
“If certain odors seem downbeat, ‘Fresh Moonlight’ will make you hover over the seat”
Auntie Edna!!!
kfccanada almost 6 years ago
‘When you’re old and grey…you’ll find this scent okay’ ..When you’re young and flirty,…you’ll find it quirkey.
wiatr almost 6 years ago
“Midnight at the Midden”
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
“Eau de Phew”!
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
A scent to make other scents smell better?
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
I can see how it would be difficult to market a product you do not like.
danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Perfect for the bathroom with a crescent moon cut out of the door.
nosirrom almost 6 years ago
When you have the midnight runs don’t forget “Fresh Moonlight”
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Sounds like there’s nothing fresh about “fresh moonlight”.
mclukk almost 6 years ago
A crone and a honeydew layIn various states of decayThe garden defiled,they brought forth a childAndThat’s what you smell when you spray
majobis. almost 6 years ago
If the air you leave makes you lightheaded, use Fresh Moonlight to bring you back to the heat of the night
LrdSlvrhnd almost 6 years ago
Taking a poo in the middle of the night?
Mask the smell with Fresh Moonlight.
craigwestlake almost 6 years ago
“If certain odors seem downbeat, ‘Fresh Moonlight’ will make you hover over the seat”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Auntie Edna!!!