In the 60s (we were in elementary school) my father sold two-way radios to the police, fire and military. He was on a call at an airbase and they were getting rid of some old cargo chutes (6’ canopy). He brought home a chute for each of us and we had much fun that summer attaching them to our bikes and pretending to be in drag racers. The winter came and we got the bright idea to jump from a second floor deck which was over the two car garage at basement level. It was a good thing there was a pile of snow in front of one of the bays. Even holding the chute open didn’t slow the jumper down much. So we decided to stop using the chutes and jumped into the snow pile several more times.
Parachutes won’t work, unless you put giant fan motors in a duct in the ground and build an indoor flight center… How much would it cost to get a giant grounded B 3 phase 480v substation in the back yard?
rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Laura has 4 children to watch over.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
Sigh. Laura’s work is never done. Not with 3 kids to care for.
karmakat01 over 5 years ago
yeah…again NOT ENOUGH HEIGHT! even before it was too much.
cdward over 5 years ago
Slide’s safer, guys. Trust me on this one!
Jeff0811 over 5 years ago
I see a law degree in Clayton’s future. He’s pretty good at finding loopholes.
Prey over 5 years ago
Adam needs a little advice, like this maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X03KitgIrxk
nosirrom over 5 years ago
In the 60s (we were in elementary school) my father sold two-way radios to the police, fire and military. He was on a call at an airbase and they were getting rid of some old cargo chutes (6’ canopy). He brought home a chute for each of us and we had much fun that summer attaching them to our bikes and pretending to be in drag racers. The winter came and we got the bright idea to jump from a second floor deck which was over the two car garage at basement level. It was a good thing there was a pile of snow in front of one of the bays. Even holding the chute open didn’t slow the jumper down much. So we decided to stop using the chutes and jumped into the snow pile several more times.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
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PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
Parachutes won’t work, unless you put giant fan motors in a duct in the ground and build an indoor flight center… How much would it cost to get a giant grounded B 3 phase 480v substation in the back yard?
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Clayton’s gonna be lucky if he survives childhood.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago
How about some nice safe scuba diving in the pool.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 5 years ago
Parallel logic with today’s “Calvin & Hobbes.” Great minds and all…
robtgordon over 5 years ago
This comic strip needs a new story line…