I have a rather large head (they had to custom order my cap for high school graduation many, many years ago). The masks available in stores just pop right off one or both my ears because the elastic is stretched so far. Thankfully, one of my wonderful grand nieces made me one with a larger face covering and long strings to tie behind my head.
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wow!
nosirrom over 4 years ago
It’s nice to see that they’re wearing their masks correctly. Unlike some people I’ve seen who don’t cover their snot spewer.
I wonder if the company he ordered his mask from has a catchy jingle.
“Large proboscis, receding chin line. Special orders don’t upset us. We all have to wear a mask now. Flatten the curve”
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Hopefully he’ll donate everything above his neck to science.
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 4 years ago
Howling. Out. Loud.
ChaosandMayhem over 4 years ago
Looks like a low cut tank top over one boob.
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
Manufacturers are hurrying to keep up with demand, and now they have to make a special run for the proboscis challenged?
stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago
A mask would not take out a window.
well-i-never over 4 years ago
He’s a writer all right.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
“Dear Mr. Fantasy play us a tune, something to make us all happy” – Jim Capaldi, Chris Wood, Steve Winwood, English musicians, c. 1967
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Some sacrifices are mandatory. Masks sort of negate facial recognition. I am wondering if that is such a bad thing?
TheFiddleBackSpider over 4 years ago
Ha ha! This is a funny one!
mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m not a proboscis-challenged individual but my ears would make Dumbo proud. Thanks for the laugh, Rob.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Better replace the window with a double paned storm window.
adrianrune over 4 years ago
I have a rather large head (they had to custom order my cap for high school graduation many, many years ago). The masks available in stores just pop right off one or both my ears because the elastic is stretched so far. Thankfully, one of my wonderful grand nieces made me one with a larger face covering and long strings to tie behind my head.