Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 12, 2021

The sudden loss of fat & grease played havoc on his brain.

Healthy living is overrated. [Translation]: I don’t wanna do it

Besides, He drank all the sodas already.

There’s nothing more preachy and annoying than a recent convert to healthy eating.

‘Healthier than thou’

Does Adam think he’s going to be the next Richard Simmons?

how is it that his eyebrows are on TOP of his headband?

On Saturday, Adam will wake from his dream/nightmare…. I hope.

Beve agua: Cristiano Ronaldo.

Although I have diet cola in the pantry, if I had a child, that child would not know of sodas without at least knowing sugar is a no-no. If you give your kids sugar, candy, sodas, and cookies, you might as well give them cigarettes and booze.

Come back in two hours and papa will be swilling beer.

He’s STILL wearing the stupid head and wrist bands??? Thought they’d have disappeared after the first hour or so.

That’s the trouble with people trying to be healthy, they tend to drag people along with them.

Only 36 minutes? He’s wearing a different T-shirt so it’s probably been at least a full day so far.

I’m glad he’s not pushing flavored water on her. I can’t stand those commercials that encourage the idea that drinking ordinary water is a fate worse than death, so you absolutely have to add some flavoring to it.