Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 15, 2021

Oh, Gawd!

I want to think he’s just making this up, but this is food obsessed Adam here

♪♫Steve looks warily at the meat

With his grill turned way down low

Ain’t no sound but the sizzling heat

Jimmy Deans are ready to go

Are you hungry hey are you ready to eat?

Are you smoking up a little mesquite?

Open up the fridge and grab the condiments

To make the sausage complete yeah

Another one bites the wurst

Another one bites the wurst

And another one gone and another one gone

Another one bites the wurst

Hey I’m gonna get you two!

Another one bites the wurst

I think he misspelled ‘worst’.

It was a tough school. The finals were grilling.

At first I thought his apron said, “Burn the Grill”.

Need to clean my glasses.

I’m gonna have to give props for “Charred State University”! Good old Char U!

Adam should have been a writer.

This took a turn for the….

I love a good bratwurst,

Boola boola, Adam.

Some days I quote Shakespeare, other days I speak Shakesnear.

Dad jokes are the wurst, until we suddenly like them.

♪♫ “We are the Champions… Tuff Gri-ills…” ♪♫

You asked for it!

Don’t encourage him.

I do not understand the appeal of standing next to a hot grill baby sitting food. Given my druthers I put it in the oven, set a timer and come back when it is done. I have cooked whole pigs in the ground for hundreds of people and you can not pay me enough to stand at a grill.

PLEASE………….SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

The No Fun League started banning tailgating on stadium grounds in 2016, going from stadium to stadium. Some teams tried to fight back and others have taken a different route. The MGM Grand in Las Vegas has opened its parking lot to tailgaters and even has food and non-alcoholic drinks for sale before the game. The CFL still allows tailgating because Canadians are too polite to fight, even when drunk on gameday.

What he means is two weeks as a fry cook at Denny’s.

Hamburger University Chicago Il.