Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 03, 2021

Sardonic Christmas FTW

you could make some ornaments!

“Real tacky stuff. I even found a pony with tennis shoes.”

Katy:“PONY!!!!? WHERE!!!!?”

I wonder what’s better than having Thanos whishing you a merry christmas…

My son and I had a hose together after he graduated high school

I had just got divorced and I got the artificial tree and some flashing lights, but she got all the ornaments

We decorated the tree with superhero action figures, told everyone the lights were when they were using their powers

The nightmare before Christmas

Speaking of minor keys – do you know it is possible to sing Joy to the World to the tune of Amazing Grace? It isn’t easy – your brain will wonder what’s wrong with you – but it can be done.

Christmas ornaments that present a message are to complicated for me. I just want some stupid glass balls that reflect the sputtering lights and don’t break as I am putting them on. Everything else is extravagance I don’t appreciate.

We got our Hallmark Star Trek ornament yesterday. Beam us up.

I kind of like this. But have they (possibly & completely) gone over to the Dark Side?

A Christmas ornament is an ornament once a year!

While not a traditional Christmas ornament, Christmas is inclusive enough to put most any ornament on a tree. I got a Shark ornament on my tree with a piece of red cloth hanging out its big smiling mouth and he’s wearing a Christmas wreath…..

I want one.

Silent night would be appropriate when you are destroying planets.

Before or after it blows up?