My dog had an argument with a particularly nasty city squirrel one time. It went something like this.“Come on down here, you fuzzy butt nut cracker!” says dog.“Nyah shad up, ya big nosed freak. Ya mudda’s a bitch” says the squirrel nasally. I gave the dog a new football to take it out on.
Lyrak over 2 years ago
It’s official. Adam is a nut case.
assrdood over 2 years ago
I thought Alvin was a chipmunk.
SHIVA over 2 years ago
Lunacy seems to be spreading across both his hemispheres!!!
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
He’s taken a few too many acorns to the head.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Face the truth. Just too lazy to move out of the way.
seanfear over 2 years ago
who needs a dog when you have Adam at home
C over 2 years ago
Nothing that some buckshot wouldn’t cure
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Adam should contact Bubbles (of the Powerpuff Girls). She can speak “Squirrel”.
BTW, Alvin is a chipmunk, not a squirrel!!
bigger Nate over 2 years ago
Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
I think they hit Adam a little too hard in the head with their nuts. Adam has forgotten that Alvin is a chipmunk.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
My dog had an argument with a particularly nasty city squirrel one time. It went something like this.“Come on down here, you fuzzy butt nut cracker!” says dog.“Nyah shad up, ya big nosed freak. Ya mudda’s a bitch” says the squirrel nasally. I gave the dog a new football to take it out on.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“Oooo Kay!”
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Ohhhh Kay, Dave!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Adam leads a wondrous life!
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Be thankful they are not poo flinging monkeys.
fencie over 2 years ago
Squirrels here drop the cores of pine cones all over the grass.
PaulGoes over 2 years ago
Alvin’s a chipmunk.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
Adam should thank God that shells are all he’s covered in.
crazeekatlady over 2 years ago
I feed the squirrels and jays raw peanuts in the shell. Today I saw a shell 3 blocks away.
JP Steve Premium Member over 2 years ago
Adam’s in good company! Louie, Earl…
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Are you dreaming Adam, really!
bbenoit over 2 years ago
There is a rock climbing route near me named “Bombardment”, due to an irate squirrel that was chucking acorns at the first ascent party.