Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 22, 2023

It would swallow you head first, but might gag on your butt!! You definitely should get one.

facepalm where I go, Jason is there

Katy: “If he gets a komodo dragon, I get a pony.”

And mine.

And Adam was worried that a pony would cost him an arm and a leg.

If he get’s the iguana will he sit it on his head?

Just wait till it grows to full size, up to 3 meters long. Like those people who bought baby alligators, not thinking of how big they would grow. Why we sometimes read about alligators in sewers and ponds after the owner dumps a 4 or 5 foot gator.

Now you’re talkin’

Yeah what every home needs; a lizard drooling bacteria laden saliva.

Careful. Kamodo dragons can eat little boys

If I recall correctly, komodo dragons are poisonous.

If the iguana sits on top of your laptop, it is a monitor lizard.

Who needs a watchdog?

I had a commode dragon once.

How about something safer? Like a pound of mercury?

The Komodo dragon won’t play well with Katie’s pony.

A komodo dragon could eat you out of house and kid(s).

“I understand they’re of the lizard family.”

One of my kids always wanted a bearded dragon

My friend’s kid has two bearded dragons. My friend takes great pleasure in asking her daughter if she remembered to feed the dragons.

No love for Gumbo? What of the family dog?

Does anybody else hear Katy’s voice as being Lisa Simpson?