Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 23, 2023

sweet dreams, Adam….NOT

It’s for his own good , that sounds painful

Considering that his writing ability is a major yawn, it’s not surprising that he fell asleep.

2 words…. “Seat belt”.

Wait, what if he dreams a good story? Let sleeping dads lie.

It is always good to plan ahead in case of an emergency.

Muse-ic to his ears?

I napped in an office chair the other day. Between drool and neck pain, it was distinctly a poor life decision.

What a family?

Better to just to rearrange his body so he won’t incur injury or soreness. While you’re at it, draw a mustache and stuff on his face.

I saw a movie once where guys were drawing things that looked like p****** on passed out friends faces. Animal House? Forget.

An air horn can also do lasting damage.

Being awakened in such a manner is likely to result in his head banging the bottom of the tabletop

The air horn, now that’s a funny kicker, got a good laugh…

I’m thinking the air horn is what could cause lasting damage.

Like he won’t break his neck on the table when she blows the air horn?

That’s gonna be especially fun if he’s under the table!