Adult Children by Stephen Beals for August 31, 2020

To those who don’t know; the nose is connected to the lungs. Cover your nose!

Leave the store, put on your mask, apologize to everyone that you passed without it, then ask your question

Yeah, I’ve seen too many people wearing their masks like this.

I’m delighted that my mask(s) feature Vincent van Gogh’s Starry Night. I often have Don McLean’s song in my head when I’m wearing it.

But what do you do if you can’t breathe with something over your face? It is psychological, I know but true none the less.

Generally they’re the same types who complain the kids won’t pull up their pants.

Largely the same people who insist on men wearing neckties. If you can wear a noose for no practical reason, you can wear a mask to avoid killing everyone around you.

For all the good masks do to contain an airborne virus not in a fluid matrix, it might as well be a fashion statement. Don’t you all remember at the outset of this hyped-up, fear-mongering plandemic that your trusted leaders said masks don’t prevent the spread of covid-19 and could, in fact, be counterproductive and dangerous? Was that too long ago? Also, if you look at the box of commercial cloth masks (linked below), it clearly states that they do not prevent covid-19. If commercially-produced masks don’t, then why the heck do you think your cut up t-shirt will? Here’s the link: https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2020/05/covid19_masks.jpg?w=954