Adult Children by Stephen Beals for August 04, 2023

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant crush you with its toes.

May the fleas of a thousand dogs infest your armpits

How will the store go without Carl and the joy he brings to his co-workers?

I worked at a company for 20 years and barely got a goodbye. One might say I’m a little bitter.

Any excuse for a party.

I will miss Carl. Hey this punch is great….who made the cake?

one ouch for Penny’s savagery, and one ouch for Berle’s happy mood about it.