Similar situation here, Doc. I once commented to Wifey Bits about the size of my nose…without looking up from her book, she said “yeah, and it keeps growing until you die. If you live to eighty, you’ll look like a freaking toucan”…no wonder we get along so well.
If Agnes were a real person instead of a comic character, she would be the most hideous thing you’ve ever looked at. And I’m talking about the face. Now when you get to those clown feet, you’d better get out of the way before you get stepped on!!!
rshive over 15 years ago
Ever tactful, Trout!
hymenoxis over 15 years ago
Similar situation here, Doc. I once commented to Wifey Bits about the size of my nose…without looking up from her book, she said “yeah, and it keeps growing until you die. If you live to eighty, you’ll look like a freaking toucan”…no wonder we get along so well.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 15 years ago
Beauty is in the nose of the beholder. Wait, I mean the nose is in the eye of the beholder. Or something like that, anyway.
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
If Agnes were a real person instead of a comic character, she would be the most hideous thing you’ve ever looked at. And I’m talking about the face. Now when you get to those clown feet, you’d better get out of the way before you get stepped on!!!