Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 18, 2012

Ooh… I think I’ll blame my housekeeping on the randomness of the universe, and quantum physics having replaced accountability.

Thanks, Tony!

BTW could I order a box of quantum physics? I’m already out of accountability and I do need something to replace it.A small box will do.

The laws of entropy dictate that systems naturally move from an ordered state to a disordered state. Therefore making the bed is an unnnatural act.

I am responsible for the cleanness in the kitchen. Some guy comes along and makes the bed, sometimes while I am still in it.

I go with the flow of the Universe, therefore I align with the quanta, and…therefore I am a slob.

Except today I have a new excuse. For not opposing True Nature with Order.

Wheeee. You BET I will use THAT one.

Love the extra long feet in panel 2!

Doesn’t look like there’s much to it: mattress, pillow, blanket. So I don’t think she’ll expend enough energy to experience heat death.

Early brands of accountability had that unpleasant “diet after-taste” which quantum physics was able to avoid.

I’d answer honestly but unhelpfully: “Because I didn’t make it.”

Oh, Lohaces… maybe I should have ordered a bigger box.

my dad taught us how to make our beds-army style.

Now I understand. The Universe has a wicked sense of humor. The Randomness of the Universe is how that humor is dispense. So…. ….. …. I don’t have to do the dishes tonight.

In the Navy I was told to make all my room mates beds as well as my own and they had to pass inspection. I did, and they passed until that night when they found out I short sheeted the all but mine. It was fun!