Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 18, 2020

If she slips and falls right now, some of that stuff will “dig right in.”

She’ll never pass any metal detectors.

Guess she is going to grow up and be a huge punk rock music fan, or at least look like one.

After all that stuff falls off, Agnes should consider selling Ads to post on that Schnozzola!

Somehow, I don’t think Grandma will be as enthusiastic.

One of our granddaughters asked me to convince her mother to let her a tattoo. I told her to get one that would look good with her prom gown. The look one her face was priceless. In any case, she wasn’t old enough, so it really didn’t matter.

I do not like them in the nose,

I do not like them in eyebrows.

I do not like them, no I don’t,

(Nothing out there rhymes with don’t.)

They look like they were shot in the face with a load of scrap metal.

“Your nose will dig right in”. The image of Agnes using her schnoz as a braking device had me on the floor.

Ooo, yes! Studded, steel-belted snow noses! ☑️

Actually, the nose will rip right off.

I knew a lady whose earlobe was an inverted V.

I REALLY wanted to ask the background but held off. She finally explained it involved an infant granddaughter and shiny earrings she used to wear, back when she could. Kind of sweet, if you think of it. I am reminded of it every time I see the First child/Second child commercial where they tell the babysitter that the baby (second child) loves shiny things so it would be wise to lose the hardware in her nose.

…and if you sneeze? Whoo boy howdy. shrapnel

Good thing this is a family cartoon.. going for body piercings would get the censors involved.