Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 29, 2021

“Life in the trailer park was sadly monotonous for Agnes. Until the day where her best friend Trout decided to trip her and make her fall on her face just for the sake of having the day be different…” :D :D :D

You could clean up along that sidewalk and be featured on TV by Steve Hartman.

“Tripping the Light FanDANG!OH!…”

Go talk to Snoopy. He’s a master of the opening line.

Thanks for the chuckles :)

“Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.”

- C J H Dickens

“The sudden impact of my face against the sidewalk and the resounding ‘SPLAT’ of my nose shattering against it was, funnily enough, not the worst thing that would happen to me that day.”

Join the club. Most of us don’t ever figure it out…..

The plot started before you were born, Agnes, and continues to this day. Problem is you aren’t old enough to see that yet.

It was a dark and story night. A ship appeared on the horizon. A shot rang out! The maid screamed!!