Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 04, 2022

Is she using a plastic knife?

The fake meat is flavored with fake garlic? This keeps getting sadder.

Agnes needs better-quality tools.

…. well, careful not to break your hand as well

I believe that Ted’s fake meat isn’t edible. Since the knife broke, I wonder if it’s bulletproof.

That thing is probably from an old deli storefront. The garlic is just an enhancement.

The line starts here, behind me. No cuts!

“garlic-like qualities” sounds like it could be an extra topping on a bad takeout pizza…

It still sounds better than some of the things I ate when I was young and poor. Never did find out how frozen meat could grow something like black mold on it while frozen.

I’m tearing up reading this strip.

Are we sure it isn’t a plastic display prop ?

Scarier and scarier . . .