Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 21, 2024

magic turned against the magician

I almost wish my phone was fake. D@mn telemarketers!!

She’ll get tired of rebooting it, and oh, wait, another update.

Mine doesn’t ring because it hasn’t been turned on for over a month. I only use it when I’m going somewhere, must have been home a lot lately.

Agnes needs to get a better ring tone than that! ;-D

Who is it? Who is it?

The fake phone call didn’t work for Ron Johnson either.

NO respect! Even her imaginary friends neglect her!

Pardon her while she lights up a candy cigarette

Save your breath, just fake text each other.

That bare bulb will be perfect for Agnes to write angry letters to the government under.

That’s impossible, first you have to charge it up.

At least now Agnes had a great exuse for avoid to be bothered.

Guess she chose that ringtone that sounds just like the old dial phones.

FREEBIRD!!

my ringtone is (i can’t get no) satisfaction, which means i hurriedly pull my phone out whenever the song starts playing somewhere… ☺