Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 18, 2001
Transcript:
"What happened to you?" "Banged up my foot. I'm going up to the hot springs and soak it." "I har a lot of the younger ladies go up there." "To get some time away from their kids." "Younger ladies eh? Good. Then I'll have someone to talk to." "Y'mind if I join you girls?" "Not at all, come and sit down Alley." "My little Marny cries all the time." "Maybe you should get her a pet." "The nights are the worst don't you think?" "Oh, yes." "How do you keep your kids from fighting with each other?" "Now that's a real problem. I seperate ours all the time." "Me too. Sometimes I just want to scream." "Scuse me ladies I gotta go." "But you just got here." "Well, was it worth the trip?" "Yeah, it made me appreciate being single."