Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for June 17, 2001
Transcript:
"You just said Fleet Foot Farley could outrun that girl with his eyes closed!" "Yeha, I know! An' I believe it, but it wouldn't hurt to have a little insurance, would it?" "What'd you have in mind?" "I haven't told anyone, but th' reason Fleet Foot runs so fast is because he's afraid of dinosaurs!" "So I figured I'd get somebody t'put on that old Tyrannosaur skin I got an' hide in th' brush outside of town..." "...When Fleet Foot goes by on his way to th' finish line, they jump out an' scare th' daylights outa him..." "...forcing 'im t'put everything he's got into getting to th' finish line!" "Yeah, that oughta work!" "...But who are you gonna get t'wear that smelly old lizard skin?" ! "Oh, no, Guz! Not me!" "Yes...You!"