Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 11, 2021

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    Doctor Toon  almost 4 years ago

    If grandma said it I’m sure she said it with love, so the heart is appropriate

    Not so sure about the message

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    Fiona D Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This one is killing me. One of your best, Amanda!

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    The best advice a grandma can offer! :-)

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    Janet Gamble Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Snerk! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I would so hang that on the bathroom door!!

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    Mary Ellen  almost 4 years ago

    It is sound advice!

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    Perkycat  almost 4 years ago

    Thanks for the laugh!! Just from the comments here, sounds like it would be a good seller.

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    MCProfessor  almost 4 years ago

    Great advice!

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If I made a plaque of every saying my Mother or Grandmother said often enough it would cover every wall of my house. Many I still use to this day. My Mother’s are the ones I remember and use the most. One of my favs of my German Grandmother that I use on the cats and dog is “RAUS MIT DIR” which in english means “OUT WITH YOU.” We lived with she and my Grandfather for many years when I was young as my Mother worked outside the house and they were saving to buy a house. She used this saying frequently to shoo my brother and I out from under her feet.

    One of my favs from my Mother was “You’ll Live in Hopes and Die in Dispare” which was most often used to respond to our incessant begging for something we just had to have at the moment. Ah, the good old days :-)

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    splinterexpert  almost 4 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha!

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    CynthiaLeveque Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Mother MaChree!

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    As a metaphor it has possibilities.

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    katina.cooper  almost 4 years ago

    Dan would have loved it for a present.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I used to have a t-shirt that said “Never attempt teach a pig to sing: it wastes your time and annoys the pig.” Jonathon Swift’s advice to live by.

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    Judeeye Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    More please. Lmao!

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