Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for April 11, 2021

The ones at Frog Applause would love to know what sinventory means.

That great line from Desperado:

“- Priest: Did you want confession?

- El Mariachi: Heh? Well, maybe later, Father. ‘Cause where I am going, I’d just have to come right back."

Don’t forget to throw in pride, for bragging about “sinventory”.

You will strain your poor arm patting yourself on the back like that.

I feel like Dan has gone through this before.

Not being Catholic I’m not sure what I’m missing by not confessing my sins to a priest through a curtained window in the Confessional. But I do have my animals who listen and forgive me without hesitation (as long as I feed them on time).

Bonus points for “portmanteau.”

Dang girl. How long had it been since you last went?

“Sinventory” is terrific!! Lol!!!