Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for March 17, 2022

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Huh, I wondered what a schmear was, and it seems to be almost exactly a smear. Cool!

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    elizabethvshaffer  over 2 years ago

    We got our schmears last Friday; we had bagels and lox. Was looking for a change-up from fish sticks and tots.

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    coltish1  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t Gerald Ford say, “The whole shmear is one ball of wax.”? I think he was responding to something Chevy Chase did on SNL.

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    Perkycat  over 2 years ago

    I have a schmear of peanut butter on my bagel in the morning, along with a drizzle of honey and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Love the word!

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    randybrewer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s why bagels were invented!

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    BJIllistrated Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have ever used the term “The Whole Schmear.” I agree it seems to around the time Chevy Chase was using it. According to Alexa it’s an old Prussian term.

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    MissyTiger  over 2 years ago

    Word Nerd alert:

    You can also use “schmear” in the sense of flattery. Like “he’s just buttering me up”/“he’s just schmearing me up”. “Schmear” has it’s roots in “schmirn”, the Yiddish word for grease.

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