Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 14, 2024

Amanda are you saying, Dan is kind of messy when brushing his teeth ?

ah … tightening some screws, I see

Um- not been my experience. I was the neat one.

Just screw it!

Not everyone can master the use of a toothbrush and be neat…LOL

People often mistake factual accuracy for judgmentalism.

My teeth are like the stars, they come out every night!

Ha! I’m always surprised to find little Blobs of perfectly unused toothpaste in the sink. How does it get there? Isn’t the electric toothbrush supposed to turn it into something other than what it looks like straight out of the tube? And why does it dry into a epoxy like substance that needs a power tool to remove? And don’t get me started on plaque. Stay away from my teeth. You can’t make yourself useful by reinforcing some bones?

Our dentist office gave each of us a really, really nice travel coffee mug!

Little packages of ANYTHING get lost in my drawers never to be seen again until I decide to clean it out. By then it’s past it’s expiration date and gets thrown away. By the time I find it again I’ve also long forgotten where it came from. Dentists should stick to lollypops IMHO.

I love those little tubes of toothpaste. I pretend I’m a giant brushing his teeth.

I always thought of the dental goodie bag as evidence. I could take it to work and show it to my supervisor.

Tiny tubes of toothpaste are saved for traveling.