Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for August 13, 2024

i’d shave it all off!

I’ve had that experience, in fact just recently. I trim my beard with a #3 comb on my Wahl trimmer, but forgot to put the comb on and zip! Bare chin. Rats.

A Fu Manchu will work well for a judge. Just no Hulk Hogan shirt rending.

If he sings “Aye Yi Yi Yi!” I will buy him a bag of Fritos!

It does look more natural with his mouth open in big round “O” shape. A hard look to maintain.

Sorry Dan, you really need a Lee Marvin figure plus the Stetson, jeans and cowboy boots. Oh, and a horse who’s been trained to lean on walls.

Not getting “I pull it off!” — does that mean that it’s a fake and he’ll remove it??