Andertoons by Mark Anderson for October 13, 2023

The cuts appear to have been done with surgical precision.

Schmear.

When my girls were studying the French Revolution in their AP Modern European History class they started referring to that slicer as a guillotine. That name has stuck in our household ever since.

After a thorough exSalmonation they decided to get toasted.

Just in case the knife slips.

… knife… cream cheese… serviette. Munch.