Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 23, 2009

He knows exactly where it is, although most likely in meters.

Andy drinks in pints and walks in yards.

Andy’s next line is, “I’ll meet you there in ten minutes.”

He should’a charged him a pint for the info.

Andy drinks in pints and probably relieves himself in yards.

I AM SHOCKED!!! Why on earth would Andy tell him and not show him where the pub was????

I wonder why there is always a construction crane in the outdoor scenes. Is it to indicate that jobs are available if Andy ever felt like applying for one?

Interesting how Andy knows his way to the bar in utmost detail…..but can never find his way back out.

“Then, it’s 1.5 yards to me favorite barstool - DO NOT sit y’bum on it, mate - ME bum’ll be ‘rrivin ‘ere in 4.35 minutes.”

Andy knows where the KIng’s Head is located at but he gives the man wrong direction. sheeshhh!

andy really doesn’t know how to find the pub, he knows how to stagger home from there tho’