Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 15, 2009

Only if the waiter is a vegetarian.

If he has enough beer, maybe he won’t notice the tofurky.

Then try the new vegan restaurant.

Some kinds of European beer are almost meals in themselves. Take Andy to a restaurant that serves one of them. He’ll thank you in the morning…as soon as he recovers from his hangover.

Andy would you like chips with that waiter ?

I went to a place once where the special of the house was a vegetarian burger. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out it wasn’t made from real vegetarians.

Vegetarian restaurant? Count me out.

Is beer vegetarian? It is brewed from plant matter.

I agree, no vegetarian restaurant for me either, Andy!!

If Andy eats the waiter as a meat, he would be a cannibal.

I’ll graze at a salad bar once in a while, but forget Tofuie.

If fish and chips is a British delicacy (this is a British comic), what will they subsitute for the fish part to go with those french-fried potatoes?

I love tofu! Agadashi tofu teriyaki, yum!