Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 12, 2010

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    yyyguy  over 14 years ago

    but that would take too long. better to stop her before she gets rolling.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Flo, remember long ago in days of old when you used to bat Andy. Don’t lose those skills.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Not a sales minded sales lady.

    7 colors ROY G BIV.

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    notinksanymore  over 14 years ago

    I think that’s her point, Joe. There isn’t a color in the store that will fit Flo.

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    funnyfan928  over 14 years ago

    Never mind about the colors Flo, any of them will fit nicely wrapped around the clerk’s head.

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    JanLC  over 14 years ago

    What’s with the women who want so desperately to fit into a smaller size that they lie to a salesperson. Or worse, try to wear the too-small clothes (or shoes) and make themselves miserable. This isn’t about the color, it’s the “size 12” that Flo can’t wear.

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    Flo is every salesperson’s worst nightmare.

    Flo’s self-image is not a realistic one. She imagines herself at a point in her life that is long past. Her biggest problem is not controlling her weight and the second biggest is not admitting that there is a problem.

    Flo needs to look to Andy for the answers. He is as trim and fit as he was the day they were married!

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    jtpozenel you’ve got to be kidding. Andy is far from fit, he either sleeps on the sofa all day or drinks the night away. When he tries to play soccer he is very winded. Fit guys don’t have a tire around their waist. Flo wake up lady even I know I can’t get in size 12 never have. Flo you need to think bigger size in dresses you might not like it but you got to breath and sit without the dress coming apart. You don’t do near enough exercise to get there and then it all comes back. Andy would be last one I would go to for answers. Andy the type you could ask about things he is interested in only.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 14 years ago

    Well, Flo, don’t mess with any sizes of colorful clothes. Find something else that will fit you nicely and comfortably.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    Andy is well into his 50 now and a former smoker too boot so the fact he gets a bit winded while playing football and need a rest-bit on the sofa is still a better showing for himself then Flo believing she can fit into a size 12 So in the big picture, Andy is still in much better shape and Flo is just that… The big picture.

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    Iwa Iniki  over 14 years ago

    A Heidi Klum (or whatever her name is) joke.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    The saleswoman is kinda cantilevered here, there and everywhere, isn’t she?

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