Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 29, 2010

How to deflate a guy’s balloon.

I thought it was a good story, too bad Chalkie called.

Oh, that was nothing.

Andy must have had a beer with Chalkie after the incident of the hand stomping on the football field.

Flo should attend to Andy’s injuries. He appears to be in considerable pain.

Poor Andy, he just can’t win

The guy must have stamped on Andy’s hand because he is an experienced drinker and such a stupid accident, nicking your finger on a bottle top, is only for amateurs. Hope your hand gets better soon Andy, then you can give Chalkie a good clip behind the ear with it.

i know the perfect cure for his injured finger and bruised pride: a trip to the pub, minus Flo. hmmmm, it feels better already!

Andy, why do you expect sympathy from Flo? Go down the pub and tell your heroic tale to willing ears. Too bad that cute little barmaid you used to fool around with has been gone for years. At least you still got your blarney..

Andy too bad Chalkie ruined your brave and herioc tale of how ambitious your not. Flo get that poor hubby of yours a beer after you get done laughing at him.

Too bad! Charlie already phoned Flo about Andy’s injury hand before Andy told Flo about incidents which were untrue (FAKE!). Flo would not believe what Andy told her what happened with his stupid injury hand.

X-D Bwaahhh haa haa haa haaaaaa….

You have to have a story… I have some made up I haven’t even used yet….

At least you injured it pursuing a passion.

I think Andy may be Irish. That was a bit of “Blarney.”

Thank god it wasn’t his DRINKING HAND!!!!!!!! POOR SOLE.