Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 29, 2010

And that’s only right before the referee sends him off.

It takes time to get from the couch to the pub and from the bar stool to the pool table.

I’ve never seen a bar stool at Andy’s pub.

That’s right. He’s always standing.

Andy stands up for what he believes in at the pub. Right now he believes he’ll have another pint.

There are still bars in Phila. where’s there’s a long,long bar and no stools.

Andy is simply conserving energy.

He sets a good example for all of us.

His tiny carbon footprint is most admirable.

If Flo needs a stool, she can wait till Andy gets through eating…

Flo you’re so negative about everything in your life that you’re not even able to see or appreciate what others do to improve this world and sadly the one person that tries to help you with your outlook the most… Andy your loving husband seems to spend the most time in those hateful cross hairs you look at life with. Shame on you! And shame on you too Ruby for not being a TRUE best friend by allowing Flo to repress her personality more and more without just telling her she has no one to blame but herself. Why just stand there with your eyes wide open and your month shut?

Corrections made thank you…

I was going to comment on Vigilante,, but,, never mind.

she forgot that he’s standing while playing darts.

Well, I will.

Vigilante–

How can “your” and “your” be the same word when used in different contexts? When it is “you are”, it’s “YOU’RE”. When it’s possessive, it’s “YOUR”.

As to the theme: “LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS!” It”s a COMIC STRIP. It’s humor by exaggeration. Read “Mary Worth” for reality.

My name isn’t francis and attacking me is uncalled for. I’ve went around this bush as it were once already and I will not do it again. I have flagged your comment.