Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 24, 2011

It must be the mother of all hangovers if Andy is asking for water in a pub

For the sake of other Americans – Europeans drink fizzy water. If you don’t want the bubbly kind, you have to ask for “still.”

Won’t Andy get more drunk.

Still waters run deep.

Methinks Andy meant he’s hanging over a “Still”i.e. Still—-a secluded spot for fermenting whiskey….

It’s not a hangover, it’s Andys brain working overtime…

So Andy, This is your first hangover ever out of the many many years of beer you drank?

I don’t believe it, I think Flo finally introduced you to the rolling pin again.

LOL xxx

Andy, the secret is never stop drinking.

Andy misunderstood the bartender, when the bartender asked if he wanted still water, Andy thought the bartender was asking if he still had a hangover, is this right?

Better hungover than overhung.A hangover is what you get when you drink a lot and wake up and you’re feeling lousy; an overhang is what you get when you drink a lot and wake up and you’re still drunk.

Not Andy’s first hangover. He once reported that a New Year’s Eve party couldn’t have been a good one because he was “up and about by the third!”

I hear that’s one of the afflictions people get when they sober up. There’s this awful thing called "reality’ they experience too.