Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 04, 2011

Now, that’s a mighty tall, dark pint !!! Where is this pub???

“I have a microwave fireplace. I can kick back in front of the fire for the evening in four minutes” — Stephen Wright

English bartender phrase: “Can I warm you a beer”? Actually it’s good that way!

It goes from the freezer, to the table, to the garbage alot faster now.

I solved that problem by doing most of the cooking (something Andy would never consider).

Or even a Guinness…

Good point Susan.

Andy should place Flo in the microwave… maybe it would warm her up …

Love Guinness! I’m buyin’ !!!!

@# 3, why would you want to starve Flo? Oh, maybe there should be a “,” between “starve” and “Flo”?Like this: layabout starve, Flo!Yeah, that makes more sense. But then, who cares with Andy around anyway?

Wait until Andy tries to use the microwave with a metal pot. It will be spectacular, for a minute or two at least.

@beviek

Just read your comment at The Buckets from yesterday, Sorry to hear about your terrible experience with the wasps. Horrible things aren’t they?

One of these days I’m sure I’ll get stung.. I just hope I’m not allergic either!

Take care of yourself.