Wouldn’t have done Chalkie a whole lot of good to read the instructions anyway.
I used to deliver unassembled furniture and most of it was made in either China or Vietnam — and came with instructions that made, “All you base are belong to us.” read like something sensible.
Assembly instructions are becoming all but useless anymore. If written, they are in Engrish; otherwise, they are nothing but pictorial, and not very good at that.
hsawlrae almost 13 years ago
Can he read?
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
andy, the voice of reason
sixcues almost 13 years ago
only after everything else fails, then read the instructions!
adubman almost 13 years ago
It was going to be a cabinet but now it’s an ashtray.
Tog almost 13 years ago
Most instruction are written by someone from Romania trying to translate Japanese into English while being unable to speak any of those languages.
waynl almost 13 years ago
When all else fails, read the destructions.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
readme file? We don’t need no stinkin’ readme file.
kab2rb almost 13 years ago
Andy you can’t give instructions your too lazy to read only not lazy on horse racing.
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
Wouldn’t have done Chalkie a whole lot of good to read the instructions anyway.
I used to deliver unassembled furniture and most of it was made in either China or Vietnam — and came with instructions that made, “All you base are belong to us.” read like something sensible.
darkman12 almost 13 years ago
whats instructions? lol
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Chalkie’s a man, of course he didn;t read the instructions!
dahawk almost 13 years ago
Nor do we ever need/read maps!!
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Good one.
Grumley almost 13 years ago
Assembly instructions are becoming all but useless anymore. If written, they are in Engrish; otherwise, they are nothing but pictorial, and not very good at that.
jtviper7 almost 13 years ago
Just like me !!!
honeymead almost 13 years ago
He knows about reading instructions because he sees Flo do it all the time she puts something together
Sherlock5 12 days ago
4th panel: “Well, if he can’t come, at least can his money come?”