Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 26, 2012

Sorry, but communion wine isn’t served in cans.

The first trick in codgering a ride is to conjure up a believable story.

Rookie

he back

Thats the Andy we all remember. Totally legless.

Ahhh. Cannabis, aka Marijuana, happy weed

Probably feeling unwell because there is something pokey on that light standard at his back.

Why are you always so miserable? You never have anything nice to say.

Andy’s back… and you have to have a story. I have some story’s I haven’t even used yet.

Snerk!!

True.

I’d think that Andy would be well-known to all the bobbies in the district, and rookies would be warned about him first thing.

And Rat had a good idea about beer in today’s “Pearls.” Andy could probably use a baby stroller himself.

Good thing Andy was there to support the streetlight.

after which he pleaded for a fifth….(cheers)

What the?

Today I saw a vending machine with a bag of Andy Capp Hot fries. Andy was wearing a red cap instead of the green one I always see here! Guess he has more than one color.

220/120 ?dude!