Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 27, 2013

terrible loophole

And, of course, Jack doesn’t know he’s just been dissed!

Doctors orders..

Linguist said, less than a minute agoAndy really telling the gaffer that he’s watering his beer QAn accusation often hurled at the Publican but rarely proved.Sod ’em all !

Wonder if Jacks Beer has more Hops?It is watered “ship” downed. And it sounds Cheesy but Jack gets his Pubfare Entrées from Wales. Welsh Rabbit.

Hokey Fennokee; Today is DOUBLE Friday the 13th!!

Friday 13thDon’t cross yer Eyes!

Hokey Fennokee; Today is DOUBLE Friday the 13th!!

Friday 13th . . . might see double.

I have Skype, but, I never use it

Water is ingredient of beer…beer is NOT water, Andy!

Jack might not be watering down his beer. He could be serving american beer (see Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl: What is the similarity of american beer and making love in a canoe?)

Suggestable Saturday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

My suggestion…Put on your jeans and go to the park. Swing on the swings, slide down the slide, make that merry go round go so far around, so many times, you get dizzy! Teeter that Totter!Play, laugh, enjoy!!

.Pale Ale:

Water shmawter. ’ long as the alky content is up !

With guys like Benny eschewing the dames, why don’t I have

more !?..Dr. Six !  Are you a graduate of the backa-the-matchbook-cover school of medicine ? ..Ralph Ziggy said, 5 cross dressers ago

@Number Six

the rumors about Benny Hill being gay seem to be without foundation. It is known he proposed to two women during his life, but was rejected.

I don’t think Andy does any exercise except treading water when he falls into the canal.