Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 12, 2013

Florrie just needs the right Music, an aal-time Fav, Jukebox Music, to ask nicely Come Dancing , and If you at-first One doesn’t succeed, don’t mope, get back and Do It Again ‘course backhands and slaps to the Face might be plan “A” in Andy’s case. For Him, yeah. to wake-up, that’s It. Dance-on Andy somebody likes you.

It may be ballroom dancing but it looks like Andy is tapped out.

Maybe this should explain summat: Cora wants needs to go dancing. Heard It would be a smashing time. she’s always headed for those. anyways Cora and Lola and Loretta want-to back each Other for a reason get It.

. . .. just never gets old, does It?

I know a few spoiled brats who don’t have tattoos or piercings and some good kids who do..As an only child myself, I can confirm being the sole offspring does not mean one is spoiled.

Just because someone disagrees with you, it doesn’t mean that they are being rude and insulting. We don’t need to defend ourselves because we’ve done nothing wrong.

Chuckle!

Why don’t you try making a clever comment about the strip, and stop complaining about those who don’t?

Flo knows Andy is not a dancer…

Even when she talks him into a dance, she has to be very careful…

A darts team is for playing darts! No wonder Andy was bored enough to fall asleep on his feet.@beviek“Quick, Henry, the Flit!”

Sure wish i could be pure and noble like yerself . . .I admire yer fighting style, grades, and athletic prowess too but that’s just pillow talk.And i guess i could give People Better Things . . .because You wanted that.

I apologise for posting this for our buddy a bit later than he intended…Tue hot Tuesday aftanoon

I’m with Andy on those Livin’ Lovin’ Maids.Andy trying to do time should make for funny speech material.Chalkie Miss Manners j said, about 7 country houses ago

Actual live Bridesmaids pretty rare in Stuffaloe County NY.Good etiquette starts early in Stuffaloe.

No Hebrides maidz here aeither. How’m I s’posed ta hitch up ?!  You can tell by that pic that we’re jus’ down-home folk. We try reel hard t’ find mates outside the fambly “but it just keeps gettin’ tougher everyday.”Good eddy-kett wuz invenn-ed here.

Now where’d my skeeter zapper get off to ???.Qweedo milked the goat, then kicked it in the “bags” and now can’t get past the door. Inside lookin’ out… he spends all day makin’ uppa nickle bag..Pu’cher “Baloney” in a “Kettle” and add “Garnish” !Things will change for the better round here when “Six becomes nine”. -I heard from a more capable operator than I, that the “Book” changes your security settings…… all by itself !Means constant vigilance and I don’t want to become “Friend” with the whole world, just a small sliver of it. Despite its good features, way more busy than I want to get...Chalkie Pie-stee j said, about 3 recounts ago

Just remember when counting votes these two count as Doubles.

Double your pleasure !  Double your fun !-My “Rube” can beat your Flo, but at least she’ll have the best “Style” in the EE-ar.

He furthers states for today:Early Wednesday bug swat

As long as you spin around the outside, Flo, now one will know. Andy’s feet move pretty good….. for him being so limp. .Now onto the irrelevant nattering !

afficionado said, 5 spongy pedals ago

@beviekNo they are not worn out just something stuck in the systemI think they call it a slave cylinder (It must be named Spartacus :o) )

Sounds like you have rust in the cylinder. Most brake fluids are hydrophilic.::hy·dro·phil·ic (hdr-flk)adj.Having an affinity for water; readily absorbing or dissolving in water.::The water being heavier than the alcohol substance will settle to the lowest point, that being the wheel (slave) cylinders and slowly rust the cast iron. I flush my lines once a year starting with pulling the old fluid out of the master cylinder with a sucker bulb and adding new “juice” so that as the old fluid is expressed from each cylinder it is replaced with fresh. I take the used stuff to a recycling facility here in town.

He furthers states for today:Early Wednesday bug swat

As long as you spin around the outside, Flo, now one will know. Andy’s feet move pretty good….. for him being so limp. .Now onto the irrelevant nattering !

afficionado said, 5 spongy pedals ago

@beviekNo they are not worn out just something stuck in the systemI think they call it a slave cylinder (It must be named Spartacus :o) )

Sounds like you have rust in the cylinder. Most brake fluids are hydrophilic.::hy·dro·phil·ic (hdr-flk)adj.Having an affinity for water; readily absorbing or dissolving in water.::The water being heavier than the alcohol substance will settle to the lowest point, that being the wheel (slave) cylinders and slowly rust the cast iron. I flush my lines once a year starting with pulling the old fluid out of the master cylinder with a sucker bulb and adding new “juice” so that as the old fluid is expressed from each cylinder it is replaced with fresh. I take the used stuff to a recycling facility here in town.

I am gonna let goatkomix fix the redundancies…

Wetly Wednesday Hugs ((((((( CAPPERS ! )))))))

Chalkie j said, 3 minutes ago

@Linda Dean

No, I am the slave cylinder.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~>^;^<

I should have posted this yesterday

That’s what she gets for leading.

That’s about the size of them here in Texas!

Having spent waaay too much of my life in tropical climes that breed assorted varieties of the flying menace, from Viet Nam to South and Central America, Florida, Louisiana, and even Connecticut, to Africa – the biggest mosquitoes I have ever encountered ( and in some ways the most destructive ) were in Alaska. Sourdough’s told me they’d pick up small children and carry them off – perhaps that was wishful thinking on their part.

Only Andy could fall asleep dancing.

Number Six where is the village now? Went looking, couldn’t find.

Gweedo sents this via Pony Express:He dosied his do, did an alaman right, an alaman left, and said:

Wednesday afternoon dance moves

Chalkie ’he’s a peninsula’ j said, about 5 castaways ago

@Linda Dean

“Oy vey! I’m On An Island”    …… minus more empty stuff.

Not like the one i’m on !

“They learn stuff not garnette from Book-learnin’ early in Stuffaloe, like learnin’ not to try milkin’ Billy Goats and get the expect results.”

That whuy I’m on this island ?..Red Baron, yer alright !  I like Kinks too, just not fanatic, like some hard to erase Chalk sticks..Number Six, that is encouraging news about the other comic writers. I see you and the company are on good terms. I have thought about writing them but am waiting for a time I feel good about. ..Linda Dean said, about 6 repeats ago

I am gonna let goatkomix fix the redundancies…

I wonder if they’ll redundantly reinstate the Gweedo Murray. He knows where to talk that wont start him going against policy. .Chalkie’s not a >\ slave /<, “just a dedicated follower of fashion”. No link – that will come soon enough, I’m sure…

yeah, you really got me now, you got me so I dont know what I’m doing…you really got me now, you got me so I cant sleep at night…oh yeah, you really got me now, you got me so I dont know what I’m doin’…..

hmmm, time to change the avatar…to something that I never get tired of…and no, its not Cora and poor Mr. Dithers….Cora, sweetie, you get more flies with honey ya know….just a thought…

Chalkie, its not coming out right…can you post my new avatar…cuz I cant….its blurry…check the village…thank you Cali Boychick…

Yeah biked 45 miles; 5+ hours Todai to find a Kippah i’d like . . .was lost hardly an hour, too. paid like 5x internet co$t . . . oy vey! Feel like tellin’ Henny Youngman jokes . . .

I dont know what I was thunkin’….