Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 25, 2013

Andy got his fishing rod, 2 seconds after spotting those 2 goldfish!

Shush Vicar, that’s Andy’s BAIT

Let’s hope the Vicar can swim! :p

Looks like Florrie like the li’l Fella:. . .the Fish; She’s not-too keen on Andy.

It’s easy being protective of #3, she is such a nice young person, in this day and age when so many teenagers are nasty and dismissive of adults, she treats us respectfully, and receives the same, in turn :) ((((#3))))

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Pretty good, Vicar, but that’s not how I heard it.Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.Teach him HOW to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for a lifetime.

I would be afraid to eat anything that lived in that canal.

Gosh if only good wishes were fishes, Andy would still not have enough for a fish fry…

OH excellent!!!

I posted this late yesterday. -—————————@Number Six3,19,28,7,10 ….1 & 7===These numbers have a special significance.Special prize for the first person to tell us what it is.-—————————-Hint: No.6 got it partly right.

And then we fished the oceans out and everybody starved.

Well that’s Andy crossed out on the list I’m afraid.

LOL xxx

Andy might as well put that one in the collection plate. Or, like StelBel suggests, right in the vicar’s face! (Now Spike Jones will be an ear-worm for me the rest of the day…….you’re not supposed to give yourself an ear-worm!) I know there’s a policy of not feeding the trolls but I suppose it’s perfectly fair to feed the vicars…….

@No.6 & ChalkieIf nobody gets it right in the next hour or so I will reveal the answer and nobody will get the prize.

OK, time’s up.The answer is: (Drum Roll Please)

P. McGoohan: Born 3/19/28Reg Smythe: Born 7/10/17

Since nobody got it the prize will not be awarded.No.6 got it partly correct, so he wins this consolation prize.

http://tinyurl.com/qgqumy7

Since nobody won my little contest, I guess I can make first prize almost anything. How about a cruise on the Queen Mary, which Chalkie/Eldo keeps parked in his back yard.

You and the earth seem to be spinning in opposite directions. Is that what keeps you from becoming dizzy?

If those notes on the margins of the classics were made by Smythe himself they probably increase their value. Otherwise not. (In my opinion.) When I post classics I try to crop them out.

ABOUT that there Spike Jones ear-worm……Maybe my mind just works a little “different” or something, but as soon as I typed in “right in the vicar’s face”, not even thinking of the musical lunacy of bandleader Spike Jones AT ALL, when all of a sudden the classic “Right in Der Fuhrer’s Face” started to run through my mind. (Maybe because I watched the original version of “The Producers” a few odd—very odd-weeks ago? I’d seen the musical version a few years ago. That doesn’t seem like a logical reason why, though…….) I agree with Mel Brooks: one way to get back at Hitler (who is otherwise occupied with his eternal punishment in the infernal regions) is to make fun of and ridicule the little piece of bleep. I found a Donald Duck version of the song. I’m not sure I can post the link but I’ll give it a try.

http://search.yahoo.com/search;ylt=A2KKJXYCspRPBkBukGbvZx4?fr=yfp-t-900-s&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&p=right%20in%20der%20fuehrer%27s%20face

Size aside, Andy still had a ‘whopper’ on His Hands.

Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer- just like Andy!

Andy knows how to catch the big ones.

and Number 6 deserves an awestruck page all of his own…

and Number 3 is the daughter we never had of/and/or to a lot of us…I am so glad she knows how to handle trolls…I just flag em…leaves my conscience clear and hopefully leaves a black mark in the books that contain their names/i.d.’s/handles, whatever you call it…I thought it was a shame I had to do so twice this week here at “Capperville”…

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he’ll be warm the rest of his life. T.Pratchett