Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 24, 2014

Poor Len, his wife waited for him and now she is going to make his life a living you-know-what for leaving her alone while he was in the slammer.

One thing I can testify: there’s certainly a lot to be said for remaining single and childless…

Funny today for a change. Women: can’t live with them, can’t live on the same planet as them!

Why did he get married in the first place?

xxx

Gweedo – It’s not like the way it looked ! – Murray said, about 15 hours ago

Hippy Paul is doing his training and whatever else that keeps him unavailable. -That baby horse was as fun as baby rabbits.-

I opened the gate over here so your horsey has more room to run.________________________________________________Thank you for making room for Trigger to exercise. I hope you don’t mind my crazy pets. One of them being Kitty and now Trigger. -If I had a real horse, I would name him Polo because I used to feed Merlin polo mints and he liked them. -I’m starting to giggle as I’m typing this comment because you must think I’m mad for wanting to name a horse Polo. I wouldn’t blame you but I think Polo is a cute name. -Went to the stables again today. Only one of the horses came over to me after she had a long drink of water. She came over just as I was about to leave. I fed her a little grass.-Hope you’re not having a miserable Monday.

She must have a backlog of honey-dos, which may be why Len looks so miserable.

Another pathetic attempt by the Andy Crapp team 1/10

I don’t like spiders either. The only spiders I’m not scared of are money spiders.

I was JUST brave enough to let a big spider crawl across my arm but it must have had light feet because I didn’t feel anything.