Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 01, 2014

Would the “she” to which Andy was referring Mary from the telly or his wife Flo?

Oh, I’m so going to try this!

He’s too lazy to look for the remote.

Most excellent. Thanks for sharing, beviek!

A Benny Hill sketch: Benny is at dinner with his usual battleaxe of a wife. He asks, “What is this?” as he takes a large blob of……SOMETHING…….out of the pan. “It’s a sponge cake.” Benny pounds the thing (which is as solid as a rock) on the table, and muses, “I can only assume it’s called a ‘sponge cake’ because she borrowed all the ingredients!”

I shudda posted this one yesterday.

This is the most stupidest strip I’ve ever read.

In what way is it meant to be funny?

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 23 hours agoShe is, but I don’t think she is available to take a trip with a stranger. Her mom and pop are quite attached and would miss her, ‘specially if she ran away or whatever. She would be a great icebreaker though ! You know how dogs can be a ’chick magnet’.-I travel a lot by myself; some situations are better to be more “filled out” when approached. A small group of sorts puts everyone at ease. A good thing for when it is a first encounter. -Dr. Weitz did not have the winning bed chairside manner. He was Dad’s dentist and became us three boys as well. He explained about putting the amalgam mixture together and how it contains mercury and then put the mix into a shaker machine before putting it in me. Dad took Mom to a more pricey guy who used gas. Isn’t a “dentist” a person who makes dents ?-I will pull my best fruit for him !-Got my bath shade height all adjusted. -A sunny windy Wednesday. :-(-A happy home stretch Thursday to you !__________________________________________________Awww! My cousin had a dog who was a whippet called Sally. She ran away. Afterwards, He got a dog called Bryn who he had for a very long time and then Bryn got old, he had pains in his legs and then… well… the rest followed.-Now he has two dogs named Flash & Archie. He got Archie a few years after he got Bryn. So the latest dog is Flash.-Archie is a West Highland White Terrier and Flash is a whippet. So was Bryn.-That’s the reason why I’ll always prefer dogs to cats. -I couldn’t ever travel by myself. I would need to have someone with me in case I got lost.-What exactly is Mercury? Never heard of it. Sorry to hear your dentist wasn’t very friendly. -Well… Here’s Trigger!

“Where’s my apple? Where’s my apple?”-Have a wonderful Thursday!

@Number Six:.http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/5/1/1398964203306/Comics-Andy-Capp-talcum-p-002.jpg.I hope that works for you.

How to open your car door without a key: – head butt the window.

Catchy theme to my favourite sitcom:

I tried the key/head thingy this aft, and it worked! Usually you have to get right behind my car to un lock the doors, but it did it from the other end of the line. And I tried it on my stomach and it worked too! Cool!

Darn.I like reading Gweedo’s “stuff”…

I can’t think of what logical reason GoComics could have for banning Gweedo, but then again, I am a normal intelligent being, and GoComics is GoComics……..