Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 31, 2014

No joke about that, Chalkie. (Won’t the lass’s own husband or boyfriend or someone be pleased as they’ll be ready to pummel Andy.)

‘Momento’ is such an ugly spelling. ‘Memento’ is the correct version.

Good morning, everybody.

(yesterday)…..These days, I think I’d just stick a bath sponge and a plastic starfisn in the tank.

Andy’s photo would be perfect for a mugshot.

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 21 hours ago

Hon, I was a wartime zit production facility, starting age 11. They would get so heavy on my back in the shoulder blade area that even a tee shirt made pain. The insides of my thighs were loaded with ‘em too ! My face weren’t too pretty either. Good that yours are starting to let up. -All those keys and buttons must be confusing. Do you play music ?-Maybe G.B. has a thing about letting those dogs in country.…Because some people (pcolli) would object strenuously, unless of course it were to help his court case with a bigger payout. -Don’t know if I’ve seen those before or not. Some of the shots I got from Uncle Bob were duplicates of ones I pulled from Mom’s dresser back when we were searching their bedroom for any kind of official documents in Dad’s last months. I have a fair number of me and my brothers as kids. Tire kitty too !-The Johnson and Johnson med wraps are holding…. for now !!! I know who to send the bill to for my new screen, when that day comes. -Hope your Friday is going well too ! I have been conscripted to drive Heather to the ParknRide tomorrow in the morning to catch her bus to the airport.__________________________________________________Sorry to hear that it was painful for you. The ‘P’ word is something I would never go through again. It made my self esteem go through the floorboards just like it does for most people. I sometimes get spots on the top of my arm which are itchy and it probably doesn’t help when I scratch. -I’m glad my skin is getting smoother now. I take a pill which partly works on preventing excess oil building up in my skin but that’s not the main reason why I started taking it. The face washes work better for my skin.-No I don’t play music. I used to mess about with the Keyboard and was able to play simple tunes.-Must be great having 2 brothers… Did you ever get the blame for things because you were the eldest? Sorry to hear that if you did. Parents always seemed to pick on the oldest sibling. -So… How much is this bill going to be? I would be happy to pay it since it’s all my fault your screen got damaged. It’s the least I can do. LOL.-I hope Heather’s trip to Viva Las Vegas is amazing!-Happy Saturday to you. Have a nice one.

I agree about the fish, but the bath sponge and plastic starfish make a good compromise..I think I might add a toy squirrel just to keep with the Sponge Bob theme.

Lester was responsible for a lot of good things (and a few not so good)..“If my memory serves me well….”

am late today as I spent the morning with my son and daughter in law, then got tired and needed a nap…its heck getting old, but better than the alternative!

Cows DO Laugh!

Night Cappers.

It’s Sponge Bob’s friend, Patrick.