Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 11, 2014

Barkeep’s gotta make a living to pay his bills, to put food in his belly and have a roof o’er his head, Andy. Unlike YOU!

He even tried a color-changing bow-tie and vest.

Well, hey, did you expect Andy to say anything elsewise, LOL! ;)

Chalkie …………. try barefoot dancers….. if that doesn’t work, try moving the bare up the body until the protest people come in and yell and shout and get thirsty……….

Jackie: I can’t give free beer to everyone. I’d go out of business.Andy: How about just to me, then?

Learn something new every day. Punters: def. London slang for costumer, may also be used for “johns” (among prostitutes and police agents), people who watch porn movies or go to strip joints regularly.

So what’s with the bow tie and vest swapping colours between frames?

1. Replace Guitar Bob with a jukebox, preferably one well-stocked with Rolling Stones tunes2. Cancel quiz night.3. Fire your cook.4. Buy some flat screen televisions and keep turned to sports channels from opening until closing5. Ban Flo Capp from the darts board.And last, but not least6. Burn the Karaoke Machine

Didn’t Jack also have a coffee machine and smoothie machine?

xxx

Wait until your birthday Andy!

Did I hear my name mentioned?

HI GWEEDO!

Dry pump, huh? Please don’t run me dry! :-D

RIP Robin Williams. Like John Candy, I shall miss you and your talent!

Yes, it was prophetic. Only he didn’t think about himself in the sense he did so much for others. But in spite of his success, I think he did feel lonely. Depression must be a terrible disease, TRUE CHRONIC depression. Look at that poor mother of 2 in Oregon, Jennifer Huston. How sad.

beviek: Love those Mickey and Minnie shorts you’ve been posting! ;)