Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 16, 2015

Will it work on missionaries and Girl Scouts?

Andy- not to worry, they’ve already marked your house on their maps…………..

Dart practice!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@ƹʅɗʘ “The whole Haul” Phil D. Albert

Is that supposed to be English? Please translate before posting.

Wouldn’t any smart salesperson already know that Flo is the breadwinner in that home and also that Andy doesn’t like his naps disturbed?

How dose he keep breathing..\\//

@EldoYour remake was much better than the original! But if Flo’s Mum needs two frames to fit into, I shudder to think how many Big Betty would need……

I expected Andy to want it for dart practice!

Andy will probably use it for darts practice.

Al Bundy: “A fat woman came into the shoe store today. She was being orbited by five other fat women moons. She was wearing a muu-muu—and she had to slit it to let it OUT!”

Ouch!

xxx

Song of the Day – Requested by Beviek:

Thought he’d need it for the dart board.

Not Plymouthian, more like Mockney.