Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 12, 2015

When has Andy EVER bought a drink, Chalkie?

First panel: Andy nudges Chalkie and says “Lovely bit o’ stuff over there.” Second panel: Andy walks over (in his usual smooth style) and asks her if he can buy her a drink. Third through fifth panels: She picks up Guitar Bob’s guitar (also Guitar Bob himself) and pounds the heck out of Andy.Sixth panel: Chalkie is looking down at Andy doing his impression of Beetle Bailey after a fight with Sarge. Chalkie says: “Lovely lot of bruises down there!”

@Number SixI’m sure your Hagar-meets-Andy will be worth waiting for!

“I better slam on the brakes and stop now”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.Better than “Oh, that was a red light?”

This is one of a few that MG&G did that was actually funny. It was originally a 5 or 6 panel Sunday strip but I chopped it down to essentials.

I’m taking the rest of the day off. BCNU tomorrow.

…to which Andy says, “Why YES, you can!”

I get called “Gorgeous” a lot.

There’s a lot to be said for needing glasses.

xxx

A blest Sunday to all.-——-beviek and FANOLIO: Funny comics and pix. Thanks for the laughs.-———@Godfreydaniel: That IS funny. Maybe one of the artists on here can draw the panels from your description. Thanks for the laughs.-———*@Number Six: Very boring.

I was expecting a slightly different 6th panel.Right click and select View image for a larger view.