Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 28, 2015

It’s not easy to have someone still intoxicated in court.

Good morning night owls.-——-@beviek: Slapping some people is definitely a temptation.-——-Have an awesome day my friends.

Is the number of curls on your wig a sign of status or rank? If so, Andy’s lawyer barrister has no chance of winning the case, and Andy is on his way to the slammer.

Bar room brawler that he is, Andy may be up for simple assault ( again ) .Or he might be facing charges for GIHB ( Gross Impersonation of a Human Being ), and FAC ( Flagrant Asinine Conduct ).

Affie you should be careful you’re not ticketed for Highway Mopery ! ( driving too slow )

Bev your posts could land you in front of the judge on a charge of Incitement to Laughter,

Have a great day Cappers !!

@Prof’s hubbie: Thanks for posting the good info. Be well my friend.

“Remorse” must be the name of the stout Andy’s been drinking.

@beviek:* Funny hamster on a swing. -————-We usually don’t know our expiration date. Although I have known a couple of people who did. God gave them time to get their houses in order before the end came.-————-Toilet paper is a necessity unless you use alternate means.-————-Be well my friend.

Andy………… repetitious, monotony, drivel. Not even good troll bait..

“Andy Capp will now take the stand… Or the floor”

xxx

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