Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 13, 2016

Andy has no respect for the law today and blah, blah, blah…

@ Number Six and Fan ’O Lio. Where are you???@ Number Three. Please can I request The Laughing Gnome by David Bowie? It was the first record I ever bought and lately this site requires some levity.Thank you Miss.

Memo to judge — instead of saying that “I can’t ‘just ditch’ most of them”, you could have told Andy — “well, I can have you out of here by opening time — A WEEK FROM TODAY!”

Add i more charge………. making Your Honor lose his cool….

Anyone ever heard of Facebook?

What have you done? I was only urging you to read my comment yesterday regarding your misjudgement of Prof’s Hubbie. I wasn’t accusing you of being a troll because up till now you’ve never behaved like one. Please delete your junk so that others can enjoy this forum.Where is Number Six?

In keeping with my penchant for pacification of the Perpetually Petulant, here’s my pertinent perception of today’s publication:

Andy is going to miss more than one opening time if he keeps it up !

Laws are made to be followed Andy. Whether we like them or not,

I don’t often comment on this site but you, sir or madam, have turned redundancy into an extremely annoying form.

Please show courtesy toward one another. This has gotten out of hand. Know that the number of flags on Andy Capp has gotten out of control, and with good reason. Please tone things down.

Those arguing should head out and not miss opening time.

Andy may not make Pub time a few weeks or more. Unless jail has a pub

Been a while since we’ve seen Andy in the courtroom.

“Fair enough, Mister. Do you guys have a bar I can get a drink in before I go home?”

xxx

Patrick McGoohan(1928-2009)

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Hutzpah,hutzpah, order in the court!

What penalties are actually ever levied on Andy? It seems as if he only spends a night or two in the cells. He should get six months, at least, doing hard labor. They need to make jail something to be avoided, rather than a warm place to sleep and breakfast served to him in bed.