Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 08, 2017

If Andy were to get a university degree, he’d then wonder what he’d use it for. A job that requires that degree seems out of the question.

Oye the only degree Andy would have got would be for being the first member of “Animal House”.

Maybe he would have tenure

Andy would’ve been a Brewmaster…!

All that subsidised booze in the Student Union bar.

Andy at University? Ridiculous! On second thought, what are the main pastimes of of college kids? Keggers, beer pong, toga parties, panty raids, kidnapping other school’s mascots, etc. Andy could have graduated summa cum laude with a degree in Hooliganism.

@Sandfan I went to university and graduated Thank the Lawdy.

Then he would have an educated beer palate, and his pub bills would be larger.

When I went to college and joined a fraternity, I was selected by the social chairman to pick up the kegs for the party dujour at the local brewery! And, as you probably know, when you purchase a keg or more (at most local breweries) you are entitled to visit the “tap room” and enjoy free draft beer!Best job ever!

I’ll drink to that!

JMCX4

Nice wordplay! Thinking about it, since honors are awarded by the university, what that says is that they were happy to see you gone. :D)

A lush assignment. I’d of liked that task!

I never went to University.

And I don’t regret it one bit.

xxx

↑ it’s good that you feel at ease with your ignorance and lack of ambition…

If he went to university, he would have just lazed about and not gotten educated.

I hate it how the snobs think you’re worthless unless you go to a fancy, expensive Ivy League university. I went to a community college, and that’s good enough for me!