Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 22, 2018

no refund

Should have asked for those records first.

Pigeon pie in the near future?

Caveat emptor, ya git!

“You told me that this puppy you sold me had papers!”

“No, I told you that the puppy USED papers!”

Lost the races or the records?

Ripsaw Monkeybath Rickshaw

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Just like the horses you bet on!

xxx

Number Three’s Song of the Day:

https://youtu.be/0sB3Fjw3Uvc

Oh look, a pigeon. And he’s holding a bird.

Buyhima pint!!!then he’ll behappy!!!

The pigeons don’t race….. they just do what they do. It’s the first pigeon that arrives that gets the title “winner”. There might be faster ones that are just happy with a bit of “freedom”.

So much for honesty being the beat policy.