Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 03, 2018

Andy Capp has quite a profile with the law already, constable.

Do you get points for turning yourself in? Sort of like Otis in Mayberry.

He must be new.

Today’s strip is funny again , the Police Officer knows Mr Andrew Capp very well , so he thinks it’s a good policy to set a thief to catch a thief , but Flo is very sarcastic about the whole idea ad get’s Andy miffed :o) have a nice day Cappers.

Don’t you worry, officer. Our Andy can watch out for himself!

Spy on your neighbours. Great idea.

Humm, “anti-social behavior”? Not criminal activity? Oh, I forgot; that’s called “misdirected moral outrage” these days.

Go for it, Andy. You can subvert from within. Like the hippies said they were doing when they started getting tired of starving and got jobs.

Fox watching hens???

Flo channelled her Mother, didn’t she?

Andy’s not anti-social. Buy him a beer and give him a tenner and walk away and he’ll leave you alone.

Andy behaves anti-socially.

Anti-social people are accepted without question by society these days. It’s friendly, nice, outgoing, extroverted, happy people who are discriminated against these days, sadly.

He didn’t check his background

Andy is the in-person version of social media — full of bragging and fighting with others.