Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 18, 2018

you come home every night, Andy, but not on curfew instead of midnight or later

I’ve never seen her with a black eye.

So why don’t you divorce him already, Flo?

@Number Three Today’s strip is worthy of the master , Flo’s statement that the worst part is that our Hero Mr Andrew Capp coming home every night is the worst that happens is priceless :o) don’t you think? my avatar is of more Christmas decorations we put up , Santa Claus is battery powered and when there is a loud noise nearby he starts singing and twisting , his wife just sings carols , how was your day? ours should be calm I hope take care pal BCNU

C’mon, Flo. What’s the worst that could happen?! :D

thats tellin him flo!!!

Andy. Time for a drink.

Hey Andy, someone stole your bit https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-46439487/waterways-warning-after-man-falls-in-nottingham-canal

He could bring a “significant other” with him!!!

No, you come home every morning.

Yet she still waits up for him in her nightie and dressing gown, slippers and curlers with her arms folded.

Speaking of which, I don’t think we’ve seen a strip like that for ages.

xxx

@Afficionado

It sure is priceless! And on Sunday she remarked that Andy being himself WAS the problem.

Lovely little decorations you have there.

My day was fine. I just stayed at home again.

Since Flo earns more than Andy, the divorce settlement won’t work in her favour.

No argument here, Flo.

Flo, why, oh why did you marry him? And, why, oh why do you stay with him?