Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 23, 2019

Is alcohol-free beer even allowed for Latter-day Saints, Muslims, and other faiths who abstain from with-alcohol beer? (Additionally, how is such a drink even made?)

@Number Six Today’s strip is not even remotely funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is sober and can’t understand the concept of a beer without alcohol , no buzz :o{ right?my avatar showing a guy in camouflage togs and a flourecent jacket reminds me of the time I saw a Maltese idiot in an open Land Rover labled “Rainbow Warrior” and with a gun rack with two shotguns in it :o) , hope you have a nice day pal , I hope we will be busy but not hectic today, even without our Sunday morning drive BCNU

Like I’ve always said why bother? It’s like decaffeinated coffee what’s the point?

Meat free cutlets are not cutlets, lactose and fat free free milk is not milk and alcohol free beer is just disgusting.

It is brown water, with a touch of stale bread.

There is a lot of stuff Andy does not understand.

This actually happened to me while on spring break during my college days in Daytona Beach. I wanted a piña colada without the alcohol (I like the pineapple flavor, but didn’t want the alcohol) – the server literally looked at me like I was nuts.

Like taking in shower wearing a raincoat! :-)

Drinking de-alcoholized beer is like French kissing your sister. Sure, there’s some similarity but it’s wrong on so many levels.

Instead of “alcohol-free beer”, he might understand “alcohol, free beer”. Sounds the same.

“Hey, Andy, it’s the newest thing, oxygen-free air—want to try some?”

Neither will I.

Nonalcoholic beer? What’s next, dry water?

….in the frame after the strip, Andy collapses on the floor and his brain melts as he keeps trying to process the concept.

As far as I’m concerned, “Beer is the Nectar of the Gods.!” I drink 4 to 5 beers a day, never been told by my Primary Doc that it has had a negative effect on me.

Alcohol-free beer is like making love in a canoe. It’s f***ing near water.